“If you choose to lock your heart away, you’ll lose it for certain.”
—Captain Jack Sparrow
-Juliet: “I’m sorry you’re requesting to work with Shawn and Gus? What is going on? And please take those sunglasses off.”
-Lassie: “YOU PUT SOME SUNGLASSES ON!
-Lassie: “YOU PUT SOME SUNGLASSES ON!
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| — | Psych 6x02, Late Night Gus (via iananthony) |
LOL I LOVE THESE GUYS
SHAWN: I've got an idea
GUS: What?
SHAWN: Let's ask him
GUS: What? We're pretty sure we just found a cold-blooded murderer, and you want to go to his house and ask him about it?
SHAWN: We can ask nicely
GUS: No!
SHAWN: Alright, alright--we come up with a cover story. We're vacuum salesmen
SHAWN: No...traveling gypsies
SHAWN: No, no, no...we'll do Of Mice and Men. I'm Lennie
GUS: No.
SHAWN: "George, you said I could take care of those rabbits, George"
GUS: Shawn...
SHAWN: "And later on you're gonna cook those beets"
GUS: Shawn...
SHAWN: "Beets make me go--"
GUS: NO LENNIE
I believe in fresh tennis balls, the healing power of bunnies, and that the novels of Susan Sontag are something I’ll never read. In fact, I don’t even know who Susan Sontag is… What is she? Like a… painter? I believe in Crystal Light because I believe in ME. I believe in the movies of Val Kilmer, though these days it ain’t so easy. I believe in Darren Sproles, the word ‘dabble,’ the first season of Silk Stockings, and big warm moist gooey chocolate chip cookies that melt in your mouth and all over your face. Finally, I believe that you secretly tried to drug Izzy so that you could steal his playing time- You son of a bitch!
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| — | Shawn Spencer (Psych) |
Drummer: You guys wanna hear our quartet?
Director: sure
Drummer: well we only have three people sooo...(looks to other drummers) what's that called? Triplets?
Director: *shakes head*
Drummer: trio?
Director: YES!!!
Drummer: ohhhhh!!!!
Director behind drummers back: WOW!
